*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*
by benzxp January 27, 2021
Get the *shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely*mug. What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.
"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"
by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018
Get the POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHITmug. by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
Get the shit piss cock fartmug. An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
Get the Needle Shits Old Fartmug. not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.
by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025
Get the That shit is fartsmug. by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023
Get the Take a shit fartmug. When a very black nigga takes a massive shit that breaks the sound barrier and breaks the plumbing within the tristate or within a 67 mile radius.
Jamal took a giga nigga fart shit harming the 6-7 masons with ice cream shorts and ice cream haircuts.
by Big Dick Randy touching adults October 27, 2025
Get the Giga Nigga Fart Shitmug.