Shit the bag

To majorly fuck up something of consequence.

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.

by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011

grocery bag shit

When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.

Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit

by stolo2 March 5, 2011

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

shit in a bag

When the toilet is so backed up from your roomate taking giant brick shits that you are forced to shit in a plastic grocery bag and throw it into your roomates room

Damnit I have to shit in a bag again!

by lerxst88 April 27, 2009

bag of shit

1. noun: A bag full of faecal matter, otherwise referred to as "shit"
2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of shit or merely shit no longer suffice to describe its inherent shitiness.
3. Adverb

Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.

"Avril Lavigne is a bag of shit."

"They performed bag of shittily.

by Moses50a November 14, 2006

flaming bag of shit

Noun.
A business term for something one gets involved in that can never have a good end result.

"This project looks like it's gonna be another flaming bag of shit. If I touch it, i'm either gonna get burned or come out with shit on my hands."

by Joel Tell November 10, 2007

Shit in a bag and punch it

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.

Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!

by Pretty in wellies March 7, 2007