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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".
by wfgqwf March 1, 2011
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Season Burning

The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.
I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.
by cdb.phillybluntz March 13, 2014
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season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
by bigbadscot December 25, 2016
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Season Ninja

That asshole guy that secretly seasons your food without your knowledge.
Jason-"Aaron and Andy did you season ninja my food?!"
by Wintera83 September 16, 2018
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Season 50 Ep 1

The dreaded last episode of the Peppa Pig franchise, witnessing the death of our beloved character. Be warned this episode contains graphic violence and will give extreme sadness to anyone who might read it.
Peppa Pig and her friends were causing people to die of cringe so they were screaming for Gandalf to help, so they drove to Peppa Pig's house. When they got there they killed Peppa, Mummy and Daddy pig, beat up all of the Playgroup except for Madame Gazelle, lots of people also told them they forgot about Mrs. Cow and she caused people to be hurt and attacked. George (not the one that's not found, i'm referring to peppa's annoying brother) cried in the corner because he was now an orphan and then Technoblade came out of nowhere and stabbed him. Philza-Minecraft watched from a distance and smiled.

Later is was found that the culprits including the now deceased YiYu automaton and Faze-Giuseppe, were considered saviours of their tribe, and returned to dream's mantion where they met an unforgiving end, being poisoned by Peppa Pig's maniacal giggles in combat and taking the short route by killing themselves instead of going insane. Dream mourned the death of his friends, so he decided to go out on an epic adventure that would later be known as, Dream's Bizarre Adventures.
This is the last episode of Peppa Pig and might have been a shock to some people, seeing the return of certain fan favourite characters like: Dream, Georgenotfound and Ms. Cow.
The Guardian: This is the most ambitious crossover event in history, and will be cherished by many for the work of art that is Season 50 Ep 1.
by Faze-Obama March 23, 2021
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Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014
Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows
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Season Ticket Holder

Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.
Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."

Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".

Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."
by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010
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