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The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009
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Dub-scrubs

One who, despite constant encouragement from real otaku, only watches dubbed anime, and refuses to watch any subbed anime regardless of the circumstances.
"I told Kyle to watch Higurashi the other day and he refused, on the grounds that Higurashi has no finished dub; he's such a dub-scrubs."
by The39thHope April 7, 2015
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the kitchen scrubs

A group of badasses individuals who clap emmos, and have a lit ass youtube channel.
by Juicisity November 26, 2019
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gym-scrubs

A phrase used to describe unwilling feelings towards going to the gym. Describing going to they gym as one would describe going to work.
Person1: Why the long face?

Person2: I have to go to the gym and I don't want to. I guess it is time for me to put on my gym-scrubs.
by dyslexicanaboko July 5, 2012
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Lord of The Scrubs

(Noun) Similar to the term "Scrub Lord" (scrublord) it is used to:

1. Express someones failure in gaming.

2. Nickname a bad gamer.
1. "You my friend, are the Lord of The Scrubs"

2. "How's the Lord of The Scrubs doing?"
by Bobiscool December 13, 2014
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The Scrubs Effect

When a female friend becomes sexually attractive, virtually out of nowhere, reminiscent of Elliot Reid from the hit TV show Scrubs.
Brian: Oh man, Jessica turned me on so hard last night! It was freaking out of nowhere man!
Max: Yeah dude, same thing happened with Mel the other week, totally played The Scrubs Effect on me.
by iamthemaddog November 30, 2011
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Pub Scrubs

An uncomfortable green and white uniform given to employees of Publix, a super market chain. The name was given after employees seemed to never take the uniform off.
Man, i hate wearing these ridiculous pub scrubs all the time. I want fabric that breathes!
by RedditSavedMe July 10, 2016
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