sardine eater

A guy who engages in oral sex with a woman with a stank ass, damp like a basement vagina.

"I felt like such a sardine eater after licking that girl's stank ass vagina." "I have a new nickname for you..... mmmmmm sardine eater."

by Jerm (the worm) August 7, 2004

Sautee the sardine

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

Sardines Party

When a group of guys try to stuff as many cocks in one girl's orifices; packed real tight, like a sardines can.

Angela's throwing a sardines party, you cumming?

by IFAbrain October 6, 2010

Microwaved Sardine

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine

by cutmybumcheeks March 6, 2019

Flying Sardine

Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.

Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Chocolate Sardine

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.

I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!

by MonkeyClaw® May 12, 2011

Sardine-fest

A common term used to describe a college party in which the typical apartment with floor space for 25 people is exceeding the limit by at least 10 times over. Symptoms may include stuck up against the wall, frequent beer spillage, long keg lines, restlessness, the uncertainty of who's body odor you're smelling, and the depressing realization that you only had half a beer and it's already 2 in the morning.

Mooney: "So what did you think about that rager last night at Hunter's Ridge?"

Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"

by Ffej16 December 20, 2010