Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 25, 2018

Rule 34

The ugly cousin of rule 63
If it exist there will be porn made of it
No exeptions

Because of rule 34 it's only a matter of time til ikea shelves fuck

by 6 nipples man March 10, 2022

Rule 34

On the internet, usually, if anyone skilled in animation porn finds it, most likely, they will make cartoon porn of it. This has happened sooo many times that people now say that rule 34 is that there is porn of anything that exists on the internet.

Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Ash and Dawn. STOP. Ash and Dawn is a common pairing, so of course we will have a rule 34 of it!

Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Luke Triton and Ness. STOP. Luke Triton and Ness is a pairing most haven't thought of, and I have yet to see a rule 34 of it, so for the time being, this is an exception. If you do happen to see or make one, contact me at [e-mail] :)

(Rule 34's brother in childhood smashing is rule 64 )

by Game Yaoi Fan December 21, 2010

Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet.

If it exists then there's porn of it.

Guy 2: So last night I wound up masturbating to Tali Rule 34.
Guy 1: Nice Bruh!
Guy 2: Thanks Bruh! What about you?
Guy 1: So bro last night I looked up rule 34 MLP and man was it strange.
Guy 2: Wait did you masturbate to it?
Guy 1: I believe the proper term would be Fapping.
Random Guy: Actually the proper term would be Clopping. *Walks away*
Guy 2: Who the hell was that guy?
Guy 1: No idea. Also what the hell is clopping?
Guy 2: No freaking idea. Urban Dictionary that shit.
Guy 1: Already on it.

by Doctor Groot November 27, 2015

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it.

The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

"I invoke Rule 34 on lunch...oh, my god, is that actually a Mountain Dew can fucking a sandwich?"

by poastingfromkitchen December 02, 2007

Rule 34

Rule 34 is porn. Most people hate it, but if you don’t like it don’t look at it!

Person: If it exists there is porn of it, you can’t do anything about it people!
Person2: I hate rule 34

by FuryTheFox August 13, 2018

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 18, 2019