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rusted root

1) a seldom-used cock

2) the name of an awesome Pittsburgh band known for their worldly rock
Damn, I ain't got none in so long, I got a rusted root.

Huh?

Yeah, my dick is about to fall off from lack of lubrication.
by pornhorn50 January 26, 2010
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root beer float

When someone puts Ice Cream in a glass and pours root beer on it. Tasty, and has nothing to do with sex.
by Bashe April 14, 2006
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roota to the toota

In a general sense,it means to go from front to back. It originated in the south when southern blacks were speaking about pigs and hogs. The roota (rooter) is the nose of the pig. A pig uses it's nose to root up dirt. The word toota (tooter) has always been a term for booty. The nose of the pig is in the front,and the booty is in the back. Front to back.
Guy: Man,I'm hungry as hell!!!
Dude: I got ribs on the grill. Come through.

Guy: You ain't got to tell me twice. Boy,I'm so hungry,fuck a rib. I could eat a whole hog from the roota to the toota.

Teacher: Turn in your book reports.

John: Here.
Teacher: Your book report was excellent. You read that book everyday,didn't you?
John: Shiiiiiit.....from the roota to the toota,mane.
by Mike Midi July 8, 2017
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Rootbig

The definition of knowing a friend since birth/early childhood.
"I've known this boy since we were rootbig"
by Beever November 7, 2014
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Root Ring

1. A thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circumcised male's penile bell end.

2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.
Sandy prefers circumcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head.

Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Root Farming

An act involving somebody finding and pulling ingrown pubes out of another person and eating said ingrown pubes.
Jacob tied me up and was root farming me yesterday.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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Square Root Day

Square root day is a humorous holiday celebrated on dates where the day and the month are both the square root of the last two digits in the current year.
For example, the last square root day was March 3, 2009 (3/3/09), and the next square root day will be April 4, 2016 (4/4/16).
by xxhowwiexx March 3, 2009
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