robot

A mindless tool of the corporate machine that quantifies human emotion with variables.

When Jonathan the robot was verbally berated by his mother, his face shed but 1.7 tears.

by Wang Hang Lo June 16, 2003

robot

The sexiest mechanical being.

"Robots are like so hot".
"I <3 Robots"

by robotcity September 4, 2003

robot

A super cool dance move.

When you lag you look like you are doing the robot! IT ROX!

by Tony November 20, 2003

robot

Something that is incredibly hard to find a proper definition for.

You try searching robot!

by Beth November 17, 2003

robot

our future masters

Bart Simpson: Nice costume, man.

Alan Wrench (robot): It's not a costume; they found me in a meteor!

Bart Simpson: AAAGH!

by davidsakh March 11, 2009

Robot

A person with no emotions or feelings at all

Every body cries when watching this sad movie, except him, who does not feel sad at all. He is such a robot.

by DanielJJ October 8, 2015

robot

a "person" who sleeps on their back

if you sleep on your back, you're a robot.

by norobotsallowedupinhere October 20, 2018