Rittenhoused

Being an antifa pussy and getting what you deserved after you tried to attack someone with an armalite rifle 15

joseph was rittenhoused tuesday night in kenosha

by Yeah lolmao October 20, 2020

Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.

"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"

by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021

Rittenhoused

When one’s presence is intended to render care but the overwhelming result was harm and or death.

Paramedic Trashio rittenhoused the patient after she administered an incorrect medication resulting in the patient dying.

by J-Krak February 27, 2022

Rittenhoused

When a scumbag messes around with the wrong person and that person lawfully defends himself or his property or the property of others by blowing that scumbags brains out or shooting the scumbags bicep off.

Bob, the pedophile, chased that poor kid down and tried to kill him, but Bob got Rittenhoused.

by Coco5579 November 19, 2021

Rittenhouse Effect

Its when a person walks into your stronghold, starts shit and/or threaten you (even if just by your very presence), then later claim self defense when you try and stop them.

Principal: "The guy went into the girls bathroom and then proceeded to snap your daughter's bra. Your daughter then slugged him, knocking him to the ground. He then hit her back just as teachers arrived. We are going to suspend her, but not him as it appears she punched him first."
Father: "So my daughter is another victim of the Rittenhouse Effect"

by Pocket Full of Kryptonite September 21, 2020

Rittenhouse

Premeditated "self defense". Once you shoot/kill one person you will become an active shooter and anyone that tries to stop you is someone that you can defend yourself against.

Draco Malfoy was going to rittenhouse that hippogryph but it broke his wand hand.

Rittenhouse is the ultimate mass shooter cheat code since "it's coming right for us!".

by CakeEatingDragon November 17, 2021

Rittenhouse

A superficial display of anguish that comes from a medieval belief that crocodiles shed tears of sadness when killing their prey.

The defendant pulled a Rittenhouse when he was on the stand.

by IvyCruz November 11, 2021