hatred rising

The shittiest band ever to walk the earth. With the gayest drummer who shits himself and has a small penis.

Hatred Rising's drummer shits himself in Chicago.

by kris hewie July 7, 2006

Guy-rinding

When two males proceed to dance together within one foot apart in a desperate attempt to attract females around them.

Joe and John were getting shut down by girls all night because they were so drunk and Guy-rinding all over each other to every song.

by IPADeux January 14, 2008

Jon Risinger

Jon Risinger is the super hot and super adorable Art Director at Rooster Teeth Productions with the greatest taste in music and even better hair. He is also the host of On the Spot where he receives a ton of shit for just existing. He also streams on Twitch while playing mostly Smite and singing like an angel.

Who are you watching on Twitch?
Jon Risinger! He's playing Smite again!

by ConstantlyDiene July 14, 2016

bi-ringing

Bi-ringing is the act of calling two people on two different phones and placing the speakers next to eachother, therefore tricking the people into thinking the other one called them.

Matthew and Perry kept accusing the other of calling them, but it was all because Charlie was bi-ringing both of them to make them think they were called by the other.

by Urbanbeast18 March 17, 2017

Metal Gear Rising

STOP THAT BLADE RAIDEN
Mommy Mistral
MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL
Music
Bald Crazy Cyborgs
Weak Brazilian People
Stabbing US Senators
Thats Metal Gear Rising

GUY ONE "Dude. My favorite part of Metal Gear RIsing is Mistral.
GUY TWO "NAH FUCK THAT BRO IT LITERALY SAM DOG"

by The Red Sun Over Paradise June 4, 2022

Grand Rising

This is a phrase used to start off your day. Similar to "good morning" but without the negative connotations. Words are vibrations that carry meaning, and "morning" sounds too similar to "mourning" while "mourning" has a negative connotation; rising instead has a positive one. You are rising from bed, the sun is rising in the sky. There is no sadness/mourning involved, we are instead grateful for another day.

Grand rising comrades, may you all have a blessed day!

by ch0lita December 13, 2021

Onion Ringing

When two guys fist each other and a crust forms around the ring, thus looking like an onion ring.

'You cant go onion ringing without your chap stick!'

by Leatho January 9, 2012