de-risking

The fine art of removing danger or unwanted consequences from a situation. Covering your ass at a sophisticated level.

The shoe company was able to hire Michelle Obama as model and spokesperson for its new platform sandal, successfully de-risking the launch of this otherwise lackluster product.

by fugitivefromnj October 8, 2009

Ripskin Boner

When one achieves an erection which manifests such intensity that it ostensibly appears to rip through the outer skin of the hard penis.

1. After drunkenly making out with a transvestite hooker, little Johnny had a ripskin boner.

2. Warning label for erectile dysfunction pills: If erection is achieved and lasts for more than 4 hours, you may have a ripskin boner requiring immediate medical attention.

by Brosh Ripskin Stern July 17, 2009

rimshit

The act of doing a rimshot.

(while bragging) Man, did you hear how I rimshitted after that joke?

by Jordan Zonic April 21, 2005

rimkin

you should do it in the woods (its really filthy)

Anthony receved a rimken from francis while camping

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

rimkin

A rimkin is when a girl gives a guy a rimjob while the guying is taking a piss; the opposite of a blumpkin.

Dude this girl was totally wasted and i got her to give me a rimkin, it tickled.

by Chuck Wensy June 12, 2010

Ripski

another word for dip or rip (of smokeless tobacco)

Yo hook me up with the Cope. I'm goin to throw a fat ass ripski in!

by CTel February 21, 2009

Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee

The art of blending rum and caffeine free diet Pepsi into the ultimate low calorie, semi-healthy, party drink. Great for losing weight after the holiday season.

"Hey bartender! I'm trying to shed some on those holiday pounds. I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee."

by Jeff Fugelsang January 13, 2008