Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin and I lost my Lo-Mein. It resembled Heart Worms.
by Wayde Allen Smith December 24, 2008
Get the Upside Down Reverse Blumpkinmug. The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.
Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.
by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019
Get the Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkinmug. This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.
Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep
by ROBE to the RT December 21, 2005
Get the upside down double reverse blumpkin suprememug. A blumpkin involving two men, where the person defecating (shitting) is also the one fellatiating (giving a blowjob)
John: Nice bathroom, isn't it?
Mark: Wanna Reverse Brother Blumpkin?
John: Reverse what?
Mark: You need to go on Urbandictionary.com, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
Mark: Wanna Reverse Brother Blumpkin?
John: Reverse what?
Mark: You need to go on Urbandictionary.com, shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
by J-Sl1ce October 5, 2008
Get the Reverse Brother Blumpkinmug. When the girl is urinating while the male is standing in front receiving a blowjob. sometimes reffered to as pissing blowjobs or pb&j
Brad: Remember that time that matt got a reverse urinary blumpkin during the party?
Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
by kkid65 October 8, 2011
Get the reverse urinary blumpkinmug. Recieving a blumpkin while taking an upperdecker with the person performing the blumpkin turned around backwards on the toilet sucking you off and simulaneously taking a shit.
That was some fucked up shit last night, I can't believe your mom gave me a reverse upperdecker blumpkin.
by don von donnie March 17, 2008
Get the reverse upperdecker blumpkinmug. Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015
Get the Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Outmug.