An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.
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The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009
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a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
by Mefodikal May 2, 2006
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Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the esse's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these holmes. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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