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Residue

The remaining fluids from one's encounters or the reference to such matters regarding such fluids remaining.
Girl: Well, where is your residue from last night?
Boy: In my sheets or in a hoe.
by Aguyonmlia March 4, 2010
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ball residue

Dried up duckbutter dick and pussy juices; left over on your balls after you bust a hoes and had to run before cleaning up.
Tom: Man I got a bad case of the ball residue after Lisa's dad opened the door and I ran five blocks.

Jon: Damn that sucks what'd you do??

Tom: I clorox ready wiped that shit off!!!
by SkeetontheRunanddontgettheGun October 31, 2006
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Ruby Residue

The crusty red juice left around the base of the penis after having sex with a woman on her period!
"Sex with a woman is amazing on her period if you don't mind a little ruby residue"
by Puppybigballs March 28, 2007
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grandfather tit residue

The residue on and around the nipple of a grandfather.
Yale has a disturbing jar filled two thirds with grandfather tit residue on his kitchen table.
by tittysauces July 13, 2009
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alcoholic ice residuals

The remaining small amounts of alcohol left clinging to ice cubes on a mixed drink that eventually melt off.
Hey Charlie, since I always party harder than you I'm going to drink your alcoholic ice residuals before your cup gets taken away, ok?
Ya James...
by The Boy who cried Goofs October 20, 2010
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Residude

The last person at any event, wanted or unwanted.
He or She who lingers far too long, is clueless on social hints and will stay far past the room going quiet and the lights turned off if allowed.
Family or friends, strangers who do not pick up on that hint that is it time for them to go home or elsewhere.
Company that, like old fish, has been around to the stink point.
Some who never got the wise advice to always leave whilst you are still welcome.
Bob's gone all residude and was sleeping on the couch trying to stay the night unasked.

Mary, the seasonal residude, lingered after the band packed to try to boink the drummer.

Take your residude self home and leave, Christmas was over four days ago!
by Violet Sky September 18, 2013
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residue hoe

A member of the female sex who is generally under prepared for the weekend and is forced to rely on the residue of others
Hey , can I please scrape your plate ? NO! You god damn residue hoe
by Syd the skid May 31, 2016
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