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Reinventing the Dildo

1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.

2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:

Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!

Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.

Ex. 2:

Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??

Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
by Happenstances August 26, 2012
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Reiner

A "Reiner" is a stingy person who also has a small cock.
Reiner, I am sorry about your small cock, but you don't have to be so stingy.
by Robbie Van Zant October 27, 2013
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Reiner

Reiner is another name for semen.

As in, " I am sorry I shot that Reiner all over your face."
"Make sure you wash your favorite sock, to get all the Reiner out of it, before it starts smelling bad."
by Simple Clara November 21, 2013
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Reiner

Reiner is a uncommon name for a male.

It is the English version of the German name “Rayner.“

Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty “fake” quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.

They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy “Control Freak” and “Sneaky” edge.
“Reiner is one vile, sneaky sack of shit. He slept with my sister while trying to bed my wife and daughter at the same time.”
by Ian De La Rosa October 13, 2013
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Reiner

Reiner is another name for "Human Garbage."

It is TOO BAD that their LYING, CHEATING, MOTHER-FUCKING GENES were not WIPED OUT with all the Other Fucking NAZI's during WWII.

They are mostly ARROGANT, SHIT FOR BRAINS, TURDS that Will TRY TO FUCK YOU OVER anytime they can.
"Reiner is Human Garbage."
by Judy from Albertsons November 22, 2013
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Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.
"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"
by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017
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callum reeve

by fat90210 October 27, 2011
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