by peyton fan September 17, 2012
Get the That's Moderately Raven mug.A middle school located in Towson, Maryland. The majority of the students are black, and more females attend the school than males. It has four magnets, all of which take no talent to get into. Most of the teachers are annoying and fake, though if you don't piss them off they can be super tight with you. There are LITERALLY fights once a week at minimum. If you walk in the hallway while classes are in session, you will most likely see ghetto girls twerking and making music videos on their phones or dumb ass boys talking so incoherently that it is no longer english. Between classes, you'll always get bumped into in the halls by some weirdo doing the Naruto run or have someone try to break your ankles by cutting in front of you. The school has a few cliques: the weirdos who eat grass and pick their noses, the edgy teens who wear black lipstick, the nerds who dress up like furries and draw pictures of anime characters, the cocky boys who think they're cool because they made a good rebound in PE the class before, and the ghetto ass girls who snap at each other and have nails so long they could stab someone with them, and the norms who just wanna get their three years over with and leave. The school has a lot of fucked up flaws, but don't worry. If you're about to or currently attend LRTA, you'll learn how to survive in the school in no time and come out being the most street wise freshman. If you do it right, you'll make friends who will make your years at Loch Raven memorable.
Scenario 1:
Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"
Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."
Scenario 2:
Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
Sarah: "OMG THERE WAS A FIGHT AT MY SCHOOL TODAY!"
Sharkisha: "A fight? Pfft, who gives a shit? Those happen all the time at my school girl!"
Sarah: "Oh, you must go to Loch Raven Technical Academy then..."
Scenario 2:
Teacher: "Everyone flip to page 328."
Daquan: "EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOIN'-"
Teacher: "You're staying here for lunch, mister."
by Melly_Jelly July 13, 2017
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Someone in the Hogwarts house of Ravenclaw.
This pretty much means you are a massive potterhead and are amazingly smart.
This pretty much means you are a massive potterhead and are amazingly smart.
Weird non-potterhead: OMG you are such a geek
Potterhead: No, actually I am so ravenclawsome!
Weird non-potterhead:Why am I friend with you?
Potterhead: Beacause I am so ravenclawsome!
Potterhead: No, actually I am so ravenclawsome!
Weird non-potterhead:Why am I friend with you?
Potterhead: Beacause I am so ravenclawsome!
by Ravenclawsome girl October 24, 2011
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Any complaint or protest against these penalties is met with a smug and sanctimonious lecture from the league and/or fans of the opposing team. Media types occasionally notice this phenomenon, but some actually are in on the conspiracy. The few who have the courage to speak the truth are generally ignored or accused of being delusional. Thus, the lies and dishonesty are allowed to continue unabated.
Any complaint or protest against these penalties is met with a smug and sanctimonious lecture from the league and/or fans of the opposing team. Media types occasionally notice this phenomenon, but some actually are in on the conspiracy. The few who have the courage to speak the truth are generally ignored or accused of being delusional. Thus, the lies and dishonesty are allowed to continue unabated.
And Pittsburgh gets another first down! That holding penalty against the Ravens must have happened really fast, because nobody saw it...wow, those officials have sharp eyes! Unless, of course, this is a Raven Rip-Off, but we're not supposed to talk about that.
by Saiga12 May 5, 2011
Get the Raven Rip-Off mug.A Portuguese striker who likes to fly to go on trips to Las Vegas and try to catch as many rape accusations as possible.
Be careful, when I was using the slots machine, Rapenaldo took my wife and vanished. Must’ve been a big game!
by Tapiano Dolphinaldo September 1, 2021
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Founder: Rowena Ravenclaw
Ghost: Gray Lady (Helena Ravenclaw)
Traits: Wise, Smart (sometimes thought to be beauty as well because all of the ravenclaws mentioned were said to be good looking)
Colors: Book: Blue and Bronze
Movies: Blue and Silver
House Mascot: Contrary to popular belief, it is an Eagle, not a Raven.
Motto(s): "Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure"
Notable Ravenclaws: Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw, Luna Lovegood, Filius Flitwick, Cho Chang, Terry Boot, Rodger Davies, Michael Corner, Antony Goldstein, Xenophileos Lovegood
Founder: Rowena Ravenclaw
Ghost: Gray Lady (Helena Ravenclaw)
Traits: Wise, Smart (sometimes thought to be beauty as well because all of the ravenclaws mentioned were said to be good looking)
Colors: Book: Blue and Bronze
Movies: Blue and Silver
House Mascot: Contrary to popular belief, it is an Eagle, not a Raven.
Motto(s): "Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure"
Notable Ravenclaws: Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw, Luna Lovegood, Filius Flitwick, Cho Chang, Terry Boot, Rodger Davies, Michael Corner, Antony Goldstein, Xenophileos Lovegood
by Ravenclaw Headgirl October 13, 2009
Get the Ravenclaw mug.A bitch that is so intelligent she by far outranks the average. She is willing to bend over backwards to make sure you get yours if you do her wrong and she will not stop plotting on you untill you are served up your carma.
Did you hear what karla did to Kevin? She pulled a dirty Raven on him and he ended up with an IRS audit agent at his door!
by Runseanrun November 11, 2019
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