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Random Souths guy

Random Souths Guy is a spectator who turns up to any sporting event (other than a Rabbitohs game) or other significant event wearing a South Sydney Rabbitohs football jersey.
I just saw a Random Souths Guy sitting in the crowd at the Superbowl.
by Big Kev Toohey April 25, 2019
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contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"
by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004
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Random Bogan

Random:
1. Someone of little significance
2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do

Bogan:
1. Trailer trash
2. Your mother
3. see above
4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).
There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:

1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;

2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and

3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:
'Business at the front, party at the back'
in some circles also referred to as:
'Party at the back, business at the front'
Either way it is still a shit haircut

Random Bogan:
Look in the mirror; tell me what you see
I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way

There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now

So little air, so many Random Bogans

Your mother is a Random Bogan.
That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.
Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck

Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan
by Luke Warm August 3, 2008
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random humor

A mistake we as humans made when we first used the internet for memes and comedy.
Example: Person 1:"HAHA CHEESE XDXD!! I'M A UNICORNS!!"

Person 2: Random humor is dead.
by Megacuck March 6, 2017
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randomosity

The state of being or being part of random occurances & activities. Also known as being in a state of complete randomness.
Our adventure was reaching new levels of randomosity.
by xenorevlis April 26, 2004
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random ass

Used to refer to something or someone random, or of no particular importance, or even someone or something you might dislike.

The 'ass' part has no meaningful contribution and is therefore a random ass addition.
Sally: "Where's Paul"?
Martha: "I dunno, he left with some random ass girl from next door."

I was walking down the street the other day when some random ass guy walked up to me and asked me if I had seen his dog. Wtf.
by Seraph_7 January 6, 2009
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Random Nade

-Random Nade is a term that is used by players participating in multiplayer matches of first person shooters (Call of Duty 3, 4, WaW and Halo 3). When a player is in a match and his view is completely obstructed by a wall or some sort of blockedge, he may chuck a grenade over it in hopes of getting a kill. When he does the grenade will do 1 of 3 things. 1) Land and explode doing no damage. 2) Explode and wound someone. 3) Explode and kill an opponent.

-Random Nade kills are soley dependant on chance, the enemy needed to have chosen to go to that spot at that time. For a perfect Random Nade - You have to be at the right place at the right time, throw at the right angle, hold the nade for the right amount of time and choose to jump or not.
Bill is playing CoD4 and was killed by a grenade and is watching the death cam:
"Oh my fucking God, he threw it over a wall, it hit a pipe, rolled off a window ledge hit me in the head and exploded next to my foot. Mother Fucking Random Nade!"

Playing CoD4:
Frosted 1337s stops infront of a wall and throws a grenade over it.

(seconds later)

Frosted 1337s ((o)) Robate44
Frosted 1337s ((o)) lycan 987
Frosted 1337s ((o)) Beezerblanks

"Woooooot Randam Nade for the win!"
by Rega June 16, 2009
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