Aaron Ramsey

The definition of footballing genius and the most intelligent footballer on the planet. Also the most famous ham roll in Europe

Me: Hey, have you seen Aaron Ramsey's assist for Lacazette against Man Utd?
Ramsey hater: But... but... Ramsey is a stupid Welshman who can't play football!!
Me: What about his goal against CSKA Moscow?
Ramsey hater: Stop!!! Neither this supposed 'goal' nor the 'assist' actually happened!!! It's all Ramsey's witty shenanigans! He inserted chips into your brain that make you hallucinate and make himself look like a genius! And you fell for it! Ha!

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 30, 2019

Chef Ramsey

The meanest man on the face of the Earth. He is the owner and head chef of Hell's Kitchen. While he is mean, he also funny. He strictly criticizes his hell's kitchen chefs meals. He is amazing.

Chef: Sorry chef, i pulled it out of my ass.
Chef Ramsey: Well put it back in there, cuz that sucked.

by PRAZO50 February 3, 2009

ramseyism

1. refers to a statement or string of statements that relate several seemingly unrelated topics in a suprisingly coherent and often times baffling fashion.

2. The use of a phrase or reference completely out of context.

3.A profoundly hilarious (and verifiably true) story about interesting people particularly one individual, Ian Scott.

1.do you think he is in the pentagon? I dunno,I was curious to where you stood on that--the left or the right? Are you a left-wing liberal postmodernist,cuz if so the doors at Harding may be shutting down!!!

2. (before a prayer) Hot Carl! Lets pray!

3. (there is no decent example for this since it exists as a vocal ramseyism only.)

by levithorn627 June 11, 2009

Rajsee

An incredibly funny, pretty, smart, talented, awesome, cool, wonderful, hilarious, cute, nice, badass, talented, pretty, adorable, admirable, enviable, smart, awesome, girl who all the men and women and everyone in between constantly lust after.

Also she has a real way with words.
Guy 1: Man that girl is great.

Guy 2: It must be Rajsee

by Adi17 January 9, 2018

Golden Ramsey

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.

The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.

by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020

Ramswell

A name for someone who claims to have a legitimate business selling products online without having the means to view or buy what he is selling.

Potential Customer (PC): Can I see what you are selling online before I buy it?
Retailer: Err, no... just give me your money and I'll get it to you. I have described it to you already!
PC: but I would like to see what I'm getting for my money, please show me!
Retailer: insert weak excuse here for not having a website or pictures available
PC: Oh, I see you are a Ramswell retailer. NO SALE!

by Gerard Bergstein August 29, 2006

Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome

A syndrome that results in half of a persons face being paralyzed causing a severely distorted voice
The voice associated with Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome uses many forms of "OHH" and is spoken out of the side of ones mouth
When in the state of Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome it is often also refered to as being Mummified

Mr. Schwab talks with an "OHH" he has Tutankhamen Ramses Syndrome.

by Angotti Caron Peters November 17, 2007