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Rampart

To have sex with someone, and then never speak to them again.
Did you hear about that chick Woody Harrelson ramparted?
by lahwran March 21, 2012
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Vivid Rampantswampy

A fitting name for Vivek Ramaswamy, because it is very clear of how much of smug, out of control scumbag he actually is.

Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.

Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.

Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.

Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.

Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.

So yeah, he deserves a new name…

Vivid Rampantswampy.
Hell will freeze over before I ever vote for Vivid Rampantswampy.
by Darkness Prime October 1, 2023
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Ramparting

The act of having sex with a woman with the intent of leaving immediately afterward and never speaking to her again.
Woody Harrelson's ramparting of virgins at high school graduation parties ends in tears. Not his tears.
by jover10 March 22, 2012
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Rampart

Having sexual relations with someone and never talking to them afterwards.
"Woody took my virginity on prom night and never called me again!"

"Wow, what a Rampart..."
by AnUglyUmbrella March 22, 2012
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ramparting

Taking the virginity of a school girl at her prom and leaving her alone

Avoiding answering a question by remaining violently on another topic.

A defensive wall of a castle or walled city, having a broad top with a walkway and typically a stone parapet.

A defensive or protective barrier.
Q: What movie was the most fun for you to work on? Are you happy with the reception Zombieland received?

Ramparting answer: Well I usually wouldn't say fun...intense, challenging, engaging, yeah.
by sirin March 8, 2012
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Rampart High school disease

A disease that occurs to everyone who attends rampart high school. Side effects may include disappointed parents, A weird amount of confidence from being lesser than rival schools, and Herpes. This disease has tried to be treated with marijuana, but sadly the marijuana just strengthens the side effect of confidence. You will know someone has this disease if you recognize the following signs: (for the males) Flip Flops, Cargo shorts or even swim trunks when they don't intend to go swimming, Sleeveless shirts tank tops or even no shirt at all, white sunglasses with reflective lenses, and finally a backwards hat or even upside down visor.

(For the females) if they are overweight than they try to pull off yoga pants, if not then they dress like a goodwill poster child.
It is very hard to treat this disease especially if exposed to it for more than a year. The only treatment is to be put on a winning team, for example The Pine Creek Eagles.
"Hey dude did you win?"
"No our team hasnt even scored a touchdown we have that rampart high school disease."
by Anna Conroy June 28, 2012
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Rampart

The act of refusing to speak about anything other than Woody Harrelson's role in the movie Rampart.
Woody Harrelson pulled a Rampart on a Reddit AMA.
by Genghis12 June 18, 2012
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