Raft Juice

The juice made by squeezing a raft.

Vinnie is drinking an entire bottle of raft juice.

by benmarvin June 21, 2009

raft ass

Raft Ass is a term used in whitewater sports, such as rafting and kayaking, to describe a particularly itchy and unsightly rash, usually located on the ass/buttocks, that afflicts those outdoor enthusiasts, but especially butthole surfers.

•1st year raft guide while dropping trow: “Yo dude, I took so many trips this week & never changed shorts, can you take a look at this?”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
•Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”

by Dr. El Bee March 18, 2023

Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.

Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.

by Eronzay May 23, 2012

foreskins on a raft

Naval slang for chipped beef on toast.

"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."

by wanfuforever January 13, 2014

raft sane

Just floating above insanity. Still sane, but boarder line insanity.

That guy seems pretty raft sane to to me.

by OFlex December 30, 2013

Raft Up

When two or more boats are tied together. Commonly used among boaters to say we want to chill

Hey man lets go raft up on the sandbar and get shit faced

by CaptainJack94 March 27, 2011

Christ on a Raft

A term used when disgusted or annoyed by a person, place or situation. Similar to the term "Oh My God" Can be used as a sarcastic and cathartic tone to a statement

"That chick is late again to get her hair did, Christ on a raft I'm loosing mad cash on this shit"

"Christ on raft, I waited in line for 4 hours"

by npizzle March 6, 2009