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Race Car Bed

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A Race Car Bed is the coolest, most radical bed ever. If you have one of these i fw you.
Damn you have a race car bed? you're super cool
by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020
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Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.
Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!
by fornicatia January 11, 2010
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One who knows nothing about what the term 'Racism' and say people are racist when it's not racist at all.
"That guy over there is really black."

-"Dude you're so racist."

"That wasn't racist; it was a fact. You're so racetarded."
by Epic*Man May 1, 2014
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racedar

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The gift/abilty of being able to tell what ethnic background a person is from, simply by looking at them.
Mary: "Peter, what country are you from again?"

Veronica: "Why, he's half Italian, half Salvadorian, with a little bit of Irish."

Peter: "How could you have known that?"

Veronica: "I am a tank; I have awesome racedar, duh."
by rndmgrl November 25, 2009
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Race car surprise

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A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.
Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!
by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010
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Furo Racecraft

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A Furo racecraft is a place where you can get your racecar hacked to death. The only thing the place is good for is wasting sawzall blades. The owner is a complete douche bag that will lie to your face about the time of day.

Ironicaly, the same moron that would lie about the time of day and who claims to be so busy that he cant answer a phone, is now making clocks with his name on it. Of course, the time is never right because he has no concept of what time really is.

2. To hack something up is to "Furo" something

3. A Furo Fest is an event to try to salvage a dying business that is run by a moronic, lying, con artist.

4. A place that has hacked up more than one "famous" guys car from chicago. he's done it to many different people around the midwest

5. A "furo check" is a check that is written on a closed bank account
Famous Furo Racecraft quotes:

"Sure, I can get it done by then or maybe 6 months later"

"If my name is on it, I'll have to cut more of it apart and really fuck it up"

"Advertising is not worth my time"

"Of course it takes 4 months to cut a car up, didnt you know that?"

"sure it's done, I'll bring it out on tuesday. I just wont tell you which tuesday that it will be"

"Will you please swing on my coin purse?"
by Harold Furo March 6, 2008
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