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ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK

abbreviation for "Rolling on (the) floor laughing my fucking ass off while i smack myself with the fucking keyboard"
(Online Chat)
Person 1: (insert funny line here)
Person 2: ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK
by chin0 January 14, 2008
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roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007
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Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.
You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!
by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006
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roflmfaoweat

roflmfaoweat: Rolling on floor lauhging my fucking ass off while eating a twinkie.

a very long internet phrase used because it is very long
(like Billy)
omg that is so funny roflmfaoweat.
by My Little Pony Rules March 24, 2008
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Roflmfao

Abbreviation of; Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off. Used by lazy people in online conversations, chatrooms online games, etc. when something has amused them.

Note: almost impossible to actually achieve whilst typing said word on a keyboard.
Person 1: I contracted genital warts from a sheep...

Person 2: Roflmfao
by Roflorbzzzzzz January 20, 2009
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ROFLMAO

A ridiculous over statement used when people actually are not "Rolling on the floor laughing (their) ass off"

In reality, it means:

Really, Only Fibbing. Looking Moderately Amused Only.
Person A: I'm so tired my eyes hurt
Person B: LOL
Person A: Did you actually LOL?
Person B: No! ROFLMAO
Person A: Are you actually laughing now?
Person B: No.
Person A: You're an idiot.
by pp0u20e8 January 31, 2010
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ROFLMFAOSHIPMP

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of so hard i pissed my pants
Some guy: I did your mom
Me: roflmfaoshipmp
by Dillo121 September 18, 2008
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