R. Kelly

a child molesting mothafucking prick who fucks little girls coz he thinks hes too good for ladies his age
see that dude there? i think hes an r.kelly
by sum1 September 30, 2003
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Kells does his thang... I say fuk them bitches Kelly do your thang. I seen all the types and I say those bitches knew what the hell they were doing and they knew how old you were rather you knew they age or not. They didn't look like they were younger then 18 and if they were where the hell were they parnets...Not giving a fuk about their kids. PS by the looks of things it wasn't their first time around the block....
by passion December 07, 2003
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The boy grabbed the other boy who yelled, "Help!! Sexual Harrasment!!, R. Kelly!!!"
by Bob Johnson December 17, 2003
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teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!
wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!
by DAVE October 16, 2003
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The one that all of you are the bitch of.
You're all gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
by loco asshole February 10, 2005
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underaged girls, usually under 17
look at all of these r kelly's in this party....i should piss on 1.
by the dj form chi October 30, 2003
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R Kelly

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
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