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Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.
"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."
by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015
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Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!
hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw
by bleach_dave October 18, 2015
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The Quasimodo

The term used to describe the back position of a girl with poor Doggie-style form. Instead of the preferred arch position, with the butt hanging high in the air for easy access, the women instead "hunches" her back, like Quasimodo the hunchback of Notre Dame, allowing the buttocks poor accessing points.
Damn man you fucked X yet? Cause she has possibly the worst Hunchback I've ever seen.

Damn girl, you got that hunchie?

I don't know how to say this to you but, your Quasi-fucked up.

Man, fuck the Quasimodo. He ruins all good times.
by Popeyeeeeeeslightweeetoddid February 21, 2011
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quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.
After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.
by swivet February 6, 2010
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Qasim

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by ST0RAGE November 21, 2020
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Qasim Zaidi

A fat piece of dam shit. Likes to troll people and annoy his so call friends.
by __Nobdy__ December 7, 2020
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quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.
Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!
by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010
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