quincedence

A pun used for a coincedence involving someone named Quincy/Quincey.

Quincy: "Hey Mike!"

Mike: "Hey Quincy, I was just calling you."

Quincy: "Ha! What a quincedence."

Mike: "I don't think that will ever catch on. There aren't many people named Quincy."

Quincy: "Don't hate, bro."

by kbye1337 July 15, 2010

Quincey'd

When a normally easy play turns into the worst disaster since the Gulf oil spill. The act of basically commiting on-ice suicide.

"Kyle was just supposed to retrieve the puck and hold it for the line change, but the dumbass Quincey'd it and they poked it in"

by jdr11 October 4, 2013

Quincee

Hi

Hi quincee

by Ago I June 16, 2019

quinceañera

(in Latin America and among Latinos) a celebration of a girl's fifteenth birthday and her transition from childhood to adulthood, typically involving a mass followed by a party. Also known as a chief queefceanera.

My friend Mary Macdonald had a quinceañera.

by 2020bflores December 13, 2017

quince

A native fruit of Persia which resembles apples but has a great tangy taste. Quince is considered the fruit of love but not too many people eat it and supermarkets in North America rarely offer this delight. Best when eaten after hardcore sex, it can help to take away the nasty aftertaste of coochie eating.

When Mary visited Iran, her breakfast included slices of quince from the hotel where she stayed.

by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005

Quince

A spanish girls 15 birthday
casual event

i went to Maria's Quince.

by Aaron November 11, 2004

Quincestefani

Quincestefani (or Quincey for short) are usually very tiny individuals with big hearts. They're generally nice and will hold conversations with you late into the night until one of you passes out. But their nice demeanor should not be taken for granted. They will fuck shit up real quick if you even look at their avocado the wrong way. Take your toast and you better butter it, or else a Quincestefani will burst through the walls of your house and slap you with a stick of butter screaming vine references at the top of their lungs until you properly butter your toast. You should consider getting yourself a Quincestefani, they're fun to have around, but you just can't take them in public because they won't stop barking at everyone.

Guy: Yo, I totally found a Quincestefani
Girl: Are you sure it wasn't Gwen Stefani
Guy: Yeah I'm sure, she slapped me across the face with a stick of butter

by øswald May 23, 2018