profanitarian

A person who uses and\cr celebrates the use of profanity as a tool of language.

George Carlin was a profanitarian who became famous for examining language and censorship in society and the media, notably observing the "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on television".

by Zunk Whistle May 27, 2010

Henry Proctor

An arrogant twat. That’s all I really need to say. He is one of the most saddest people on this earth. He’s normally around 4 foot tall and probably plays Fortnite and mincraft. If you ever get unlucky enough to meet a Henry proctor GET HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

Person1: eww what’s that smell?
Person2. It’s probably a Henry Proctor!

by Georgiaaa.xixoxo August 11, 2020

Pooftah

A "pooftah" is a slang term used for identifying a gay person.

"What arh yah, a pooftah?"

by The Frankster May 26, 2009

Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

profanisaurus

more fun than urban dictionary

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.

by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

by justin proctor May 18, 2010

prfot

(PER-fot): noun/verb - the financial gains/gaining one makes by utilizing a prolapsed anus through unspecified, but intuitive, means.

"Goatse's business plan was based mainly on the princple of prfot."

"prolapsin ur harbl, makin my prfots" - (As a 4chan macro)

Step One - Prolapse!
Step Two - ...
Step Three - Prfots!

by SimianHarbl December 27, 2006