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Prekend

Thursday after lunch through Friday afternoon by 3pm is considered the “Pre-Kend”; pre-weekend
James wants the RSVP this week by the prekend”
by LaurenceOfPompei June 12, 2018
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Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
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prepent

To repent previous to doing something that you would feel guilt about after doing it. Pre-paid repentance
I am so glad that I prepented before we got here on spring break.
by David Anderson June 6, 2005
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pretendship

A false friendship that two people honor because they feel like they have to, not because they actually want to.
This generally involves a male and a female relationship in which person A likes person B and hopes to be more than friends, while the person B keeps person A there out of sheer pity, which results in person B thinking he or she has a chance with person A.
Elliot: I'm sick of my pretendship with him.

Dick: Then ditch him. You know he wants to get back together with you, and you know that you don't care about him AT ALL.

Elliot: But...

Dick: Lingering in this pretendship will do you both damage in the end. He will only think you are leading him on.

Elliot: True dat.
by travisjane April 25, 2009
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present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate
by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020
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present

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013
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prehensile

I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile
by PrehensileCock October 13, 2004
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