cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022

prancing samson

Where one prances around a sexual partner prances around yelling profanities and trimming ones hair to turn on their partner.

Jim did the Prancing Samson to attract Sally.

by MikieBear July 1, 2016

Grape Prancing

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.

Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.

by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

Prancing Bantha

The best social thread on theforce.net's EUCommunity message board. Passed down from poster to poster beginning with DarthAttorney. A place to gather until Sturm returns to open the Outlander Club.

90% of my posts are in the Prancing Bantha. It really is the coolest place to be.

by trianiigirl December 16, 2004

Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.

"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."

by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023