Poseidon

Poseidon (Neptune) is the brother of Zeus.

Poseidon is the ruler of the waters.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

poseidon kiss

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

posiden's kiss

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Neptune’s Poseidon Powder

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptune’s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

lady possible

(n) girl parts. famous slang for what Carrie Prejean was playing with during her 8+ sex tapes.

Carrie Prejean can be seen rubbing her Lady Possible in her homemade sex films.

See also: taco

by skileahy December 8, 2009

Pessidogs

A bunch of Pessi fans on twitter mostly who in their lives

1)Wake up
2)Eat breakfast (dog food)
3)Comment 'Penaldo / Pendu '

4)Get 2 likes and get ratio'd 150 times 🤣🤣
5)Cry in a corner
8)Think sadly about future as you are jobless
9)Sleep with tension

Sad life of Pessidogs 😞😞😞

Pessidogs are usually gay eg. CrewMats, BreathPessi, Pessilizer. 😔😔

by Fuck UTDTrey June 9, 2021

Possimpible

Where the possible and impossible meet. When you go beyond the possible and beyond the immpossible.

coined by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother

guy 1:"I've gone beyone the possible"
guy 2:"To the impossible?"
guy 1:"No, beyond that. To...The possimpible"

by bradyV February 10, 2009