pop tart

A guy that finishes very fast...like a one pump chump.

He is such a pop tart, he finished in 2 minutes.

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Pop Tart

1. A type of breakfast creial enclosed in a pstry surround that can be heated up by means of placing in a toaster.

2. Rhyming slang for fart.

2. Someone's just dropped a pop tart

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Man why u acting like a pop tart?

pop tart by k hezzy November 7, 2003

(1)a pussy ass nigga, whose sweet on the outside but soft in the middle.
(2)delicious treat in the morning

"Pop tarts again?! Gee mom, you're great!"

pop tart by Geoff March 27, 2003

Pop tarting is a combination of butt sex and titi sex. Push the cheeks together and have a blast.

I refuse to have butt sex or titi sex so I pop tarted instead!

Pop Tart by poptoast1822 November 6, 2009

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A sex act, of teabagginga female while in a tanning bed, and cumming on her, like a poptart in an toster oven.

I'd like to pop tart that fine ass beezy!

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popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

pop tart by xylience July 6, 2010