pootang

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

by Nunya May 13, 2005

pootang

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

by Hoe, Bitch, Skank May 13, 2005

Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .

Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?

by Joboy232 October 18, 2015

Pootang Pie

Pootang Pie is that good, good piece of a pu$$y that you’ve been praying to hit for the longest time!

There goes Ashley. I’d love to hit her Pootang Pie!

by 1234+×÷= January 2, 2023

pootang

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife

by andy blackass April 12, 2006

pootang

The gay version of "poontang".

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.

by fireman_sam October 16, 2006

Pootanging

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"

by Toe massive September 22, 2009