The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat
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Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud
by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024
Get the Pontooningmug. by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022
Get the Pontoon Boatmug. oh PONTOON!
by yur.mom April 7, 2020
Get the pontoonmug. The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonedmug. A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.
Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.
by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025
Get the Pontoon Dongamug. by Teratogen June 28, 2011
Get the magnificent pontoons of lovemug. A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
Get the douche pontoonmug.