pocklet bar

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.

eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."

by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009

Pronklers

Pronkler/s is a word used to describe the Antennae-like eyes of many creatures. (Mainly slugs, snails, crabs, and the like)

Aww, look at the baby snail with his two, little Pronklers!

So cute when they shrink up and re-emerge from it's head.

by Suicide-notary February 1, 2010

Pinkle winkle mctinkle

Another term for uriantion

Your driving makes me Pinkle Winkle McTinkle in my pants!

by GucciMamaDillPickles January 2, 2017

Ponkerfudge

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.

Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged

by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020

Dirty Poklembo

A sex act where your fingerblasting a girl's butthole and then pull out proceed to take her from behind when fish hooking her mouth and trying to hold on for as long as you can.

I hooked up with Sarah last night and all she wanted was a dirty Poklembo.

by Pandasoup603 April 3, 2019

Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

ponglert

A long dark turd that leaves a stain in your toilet even after a double flush!

My girlfriend is coming over and i need to clean my toilet! Damn that ponglert

I just dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool and they will not go away...Ponglerts are the worst!

by durhamnative August 19, 2008