spank it like a pomegranate

to spank something in a similar way in which you would spank a pomegranate as to gain easy access to de-seeding said pomegranate.

idiom; simile; figurative language.

origin: unknown

"Jesus, that is one massive ass. Spank it like a pomegranate."

by yawnses... January 10, 2026

Pomegranates

Why are you looking this up? Did you look this up after you looked up pineapple? Whats next? Pear? Stop searching up fruit you idiot.

Random teacher on vine: NO POMEGRANAETS! NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES!

by Everything_Bad January 15, 2020

Pomegranatism

Pomeranatism is a page on the social media platform, instagram. He currently has almost 4,000 followers and has just reached his 1,000th post. He’s also pretty good but the Zucc stops his page from growing

Tom: Hey bro, have you heard of Pomegranatism?
Bro: Yeah Bro, it’s pretty epic
Bro: this is so sad can we impeach obama

by HaDeSBoye June 10, 2018

Pomegranite

A big purple gaping butt hole that has been previously penetrated repeatedly in an aggressively

Peep that blown out pomegranite!

by GuessWhomuddafudda February 21, 2015

Vomegranate

The drink of Champions. A combination of Vodka, Lemonade and Pomegranate Juice that will (after a few) either make you keel over and die, or turn you into a super pirate ninja type thing. It's lovely anyhow. Try it. Mmmmmmm.

I was thirsty and fancied something different, so tried a Vomegranate. I woke up in Thailand, wearing only a sheet and clutching a picture of Noel Edmonds. A good night, then.

by idlemichael May 8, 2006

Ripe juicy pomegrantes

Said by a certain cghs 9pi pupil in 2009 as she refered to Hermias boobs in a Midsummer night dream. The class cracked up at her poor Hyung Hyung Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ju Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee adverb

Cbhs pupil: That girls got Ripe juicy pomegrantes
Other pupil: Sure are i'd have a piece of that

by CuteiswhatweaimforParawhore March 21, 2009

pomegranates

A sexual position where a pomegranate is cut open, the seeds being inserted into the penis shaft. When the man ejaculates, pomegranate seeds will be expelled into the woman's mouth, where they are ingested.

Hey Ricardo, I totally made that girl eat my pomegranates the other night.

by Tylord February 26, 2008