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Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.
After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."
by creasicle May 29, 2010
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Pedestrian Points

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.
“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”
by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018
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modestrian

(mo-destrian) A mobile pedestrian. A problem has risen in the fact that the word "handicapped" has become a broad term used for anyone with any various type of impairment. Modestrian means specifically a person that is completely restricted to a wheelchair.

There is a grassroots movement among many New York City residents to remove the handicapped status of parking spots, and to replace it with modestrian only parking signs. This will create available parking for the handicapped citizens that truly need the close proximity parking (those contained to a wheelchair aka modestrians).
Christopher Reeve was a modestrian because he was handicapped to the point that his only mobility came from being in a wheelchair.

There is modestrian rugby leagues around the country. This is known as murderball or wheelchair rugby.

(www.modestrian.com)
by bmanstan May 16, 2007
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Pedestrionage

The act of a single individual infiltrating a conversation that is among a group unknown to him or her.

Derived from the words "pedestrian" and "espionage".
A group of friends are walking to a party, when all of a sudden they notice some random person walking among them and eavsdropping on their conversation. They don't know this person, but he is attempting to go along undetected.

The individual that attempted to integrate himself into the group has committed Pedestrionage.
by pnkflyd99 April 8, 2009
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pedestrian rage

n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.
She had a major case of pedestrian rage.
by Laila Matar October 5, 2005
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pedestrianism

(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.

(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)
(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"

(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'
by Haydenem April 29, 2006
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