Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.

Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.

by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011

Plunger Dunk

Refers to a sex position where the broad is resting on the top of her back/neck and her ass and cooter is pointed towards the sky. The man then stands over the broad, points his plunger downwards and dunks his beef into her clam. This scintillating sex position can be turned into the “Drummer Boy Plunger Dunk” by simply beating that ass like a bongo.

see the definition....if you can't figure the Plunger Dunk out then you are to stupid for sex.

by I am the vagina man September 10, 2011

Plundergarments

Unisex clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. They are requested to avoid the embarrassment of the walk of shame. Plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman's size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.

"Hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! Where'd you get them?"
"I was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. I want to keep them, and I haven't returned his texts asking for them back!"

by JAKarp October 11, 2009

cloff prunker

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially

Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker

by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

Poop Plundering

There has to be 2 people present in this act. Both he/she butt holes need to be touching each other. butt hole to butt hole.Then both individuals need to shit at the same time, making 2 poops become 1 poop.

One time I ate peanuts before poop plundering and made a nutty mess.

After a long day of poop plundering, Danny and Scott's bum holes were sore.

by HYM3N_DESTR0R February 4, 2014

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Phunkers

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.

OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!

by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006