Plutonium

A type of element used for blowing shit up

Plutonium go boom

by smilymoney September 8, 2021

plutonium

Plutonium is like the ultimate superhero of the periodic table - it's got a glowing personality, it's always hot and it can literally blast off to start a party that you have never seen before ever! But be warned, it's not your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, it's more like the Hulk on steroids. One wrong move and you'll be hopping around like a kangaroo on fire. So, if you want to impress your friends with this explosive element, handle it with caution and always remember to keep a safe distance. Or you might end up with a party that's literally out of this world! Just remember, Plutonium is the only element that can turn your enemies into dust, and your hair into a bright shade of green, but it won't hesitate to do the same to you if you don't respect its power.

Dude X: "Plutonium is the key to becoming a superhero, bro! We'll be like the Avengers"

Dude Z: "Ah, Plutonium, with that I'd make a great superhero. I already have a cool name in mind: Pluto-Man!"

Dude X: "Pluto-Man? Well, Spider-Man got his powers from a radioactive spider. Maybe we should go look for a radioactive bug instead!"

Dude Z: "A radioactive bug? That sounds cool! Let's go for a bug hunt, but I'm still keeping my eye out for some radioactive spiders, just in case."

by adityaprasad502 April 20, 2023

the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging

caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating

"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."

by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

platanium

Platanium is a word you say and will get corrected by your girlfriend and spend 30 minutes trying to find that word

Bf: “He will get platanium records for sure!”
Gf: “It’s platinum you fucking idiot”

by Adam Testical nuts June 17, 2022

Polonium Vocabulary

The vocabulary a Duende (Silly Deformed Alien) uses when talking about nuclear/radioactive materials such as Uranium or Plutonium.

He speaks with Polonium Vocabulary.

by FluxMix December 12, 2023