When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
by penisshakes June 2, 2022
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playing the long game

The saying playing the long game refers to active participation in achieving goals which may take some time.
Susan knew that all she had to do was wait and watch, and eventually her cruel boss would do something so bad she'd be able to report him. She was good at playing the long game.
His friends called it being friend zoned, he called it playing the long game, but she called it being a fuckboy.
On the show Supernatural, both Big Bads have been playing Long Games to fulfill their plans. We won't find out what the final result will be until the season finale.
by RenRen March 16, 2016
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he's playing games

a sentence in which is shouted when someone is found infront of them playing games on their chromebook.
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh he's playing games"
by Zaracotic November 2, 2018
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playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.
See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.
by TomKVideo December 17, 2008
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free-to-play game

I swear, all the people that play free-to-play games are richer than me.
by Mr. McJones August 18, 2014
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A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL
by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
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player: alright! i just beat super mario 64!

mario from the end screen: thank you so much for to playing my game

player: what
by mariofeds December 29, 2021
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