plap

Plap - The sound of ones sausage whacking another person.

"I plapped him on the arm, lets plap another"

by Becky. March 9, 2004

Plap

To fart out semen onto another person's face.

"My girlfriend spat spunk up my arse last night so i plapped fuck outta her"

"I'll plap you mate"

by Volkswagen November 26, 2007

plap

Verb. to plap.
The act of falling in a hilarious manner, usually involving mud or faeces. The object can fall onto their elbows, knees, or even their entire body.

Abi plapped in the mud onto her elbows, and has not lived it down since.

by cobbyfan April 26, 2011

Plap

When someone slaps a girl in the punani (vagina)

"im going to plap you!" -

"please no! it tingles!" -

by D..S. December 15, 2008

Lam Plaps

The name for the sound made when a person's buttocks slap together when running.

These new noise cancelling headphones are great for drowning out the lam Plaps on my morning run

by Fiveslicepie March 9, 2022

plaps

Bits of ugly fat hanging over the top of hipster jeans when someone squeezes into a size too small.
Most visible from behind, the unsighly bulges can be spotted in almost any pub or night club in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night, and sightings have been reported during the daytime too.
The hipster jeans are usually accompanied by a tight t-shirt which rides up to the narrower part of the body due to the width of the plaps, making them more obvious. The t-shirt may also be a size too small, although this is not always the case.

"I have to keep pulling my t-shirt down to cover my plaps."

by psuedonym April 15, 2005

fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.

Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.

by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021