arabian pipeline

Take shit in condom, place in microwave for 1 minute minimum. then use as pleasure device.

Person 1: That arabian pipeline you gave me last night made me cum so hard!

Person 2: Yeah, I saved up my shit for a month so I used a magnum XL.

Person 1: Next time make it even hotter

by SandMonkeyLover September 26, 2012

Hamster Arctic Pipeline

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

by Try it all once October 30, 2012

Pipeline Punch

When an experienced vagina exudes a discharge that has both fruity notes, a nutty and savory undertone, and a clear, crisp brilliance. Known by connoisseurs as a natural and all-organic energy drink. To achieve this level of flavor and impact on the palette, the fertile ground that originates the vintage must have been host to a wide range of varietals, from herbaceous to firm to earthy to foxy; in this way, the final, freshly uncorked beverage will have a particularly unique finesse for whomever consumes it.

Chris: "Oh God, last night, I got a taste of Pipeline Punch"
Adam: "WTF is that?"
Ryan: "It's like the flavor of a vintage energy drink and a dusty vag"
Adam: "How do either of you know this?"
Ryan: "My grandma used to make it"
Chris: "I tasted it based on Ryan's recommendations; quite flavorful, fruity, and with notes of a buttery finish"

by cw87 April 11, 2021

Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

california pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, then drying it out in the hot-summer drought, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an california pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by DoctorPentakill April 29, 2015

West Yorkshire Pipeline

When someone takes a dump and their friend runs in, sits on their lap and then shits through their legs.

I just west yorkshire pipelined my girlfriend

by Shite Power October 16, 2012