my phone's about to die

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

(speaking on the phone)
Katie: So I've really been thinking about you a lot. I think I might love y-
Michael: Oh, shi*, sorry, my phone's about to die! -click-

(texting)
Chelsea: Myfriend Kyle said he really digs u. what did u think about him?
Sam: sry my phones about 2 die

by evil_gumball May 7, 2011

my phone dry

When no one calls or text you and you bored af.
No notifications.

"Man!Somebody need to hit me up!my phone dry!"

by copper_doll June 15, 2014

internet pioneer

Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.

Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.

by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010

phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.

This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.

by Noir January 10, 2007

nigga phone

not having enough cash or credit to have regular cellular service

man, my nigga phone ran outta minutes, as i was talkin with my ho

by harley bandit January 14, 2010

hit my phone up

'Hit my phone up' used only by people called Justin Bieber in songs. It simply means 'hit me up' or even more simply 'call me' or 'text me on my mobile telephone' but that wouldn't cut it as a lyric in his song.

Friend 1: 'Hey do you fancy going out tonight?'
Friend 2: 'yeah sure hit my phone up whenever you're ready'

by Esta Loco Vida April 27, 2016

phone sleep over

when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person

John: hey wanna have a phone sleep over tonight?
Carly: Sure! I'll charge my phone to get ready!

by happymeme February 22, 2011