the pink elephant in the room

you swear it exists or has existed at one point in time, but no one else believes it or have seen it

we never talk about it...it's like the pink elephant in the room

by reecer August 3, 2004

Pink Elephant Republican

A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.

You can't sell that Pink Elephant Republican a clue. He can't see you to buy it.

by Bull Moose May 22, 2012

The white and pink elephant in the room

A costly and troublesome hallucination which nobody wants to mention.

It's also an intentionally confusing combination of the expressions "white elephant", "pink elephant", and "elephant in the room", which are now being conflated on the internet.

K: It was the pink elephant in the room.

B: You mean "elephant in the room"
K: No, I mean pink elephant in the room
B: I don't think that's a thing.
K: So what's a pink elephant?
B: Maybe I'm confused with a white elephant?
K: googles it
K: Look! It's on Urban Dictionary! I win.
B: This is the white and pink elephant in the room.
K: I think you're hallucinating.

by LonePollux October 27, 2018

pink suede elephant

the secret that someone is gay, everybody knows it, but wont admit it.

"it's like there's a pink suede elephant in the middle of the room, and nobody's allowed to talk about" - Miranda Hobbs, Sex and the City

by pinksuede June 5, 2009

Dirty Pink Elephant

When an old lady orgasms with a pink elephant and squirts on her partner.

When Ms. Susan asked me to tittyfuck her, I declined and said I would give her the best Dirty Pink Elephant she's ever had.

by pinkelephant21 May 10, 2018

Pink Elephant

A homosexual political conservative.

We need a symbol that says we're gay and conservative. Just then a balloon of a pink elephant floated into the room

by Möuntain Mike December 27, 2019

Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant - A person who in reality is a Communist, Fascist, or Socialist, who claims to be a Republican.

He ran as a conservative Republican, but he's only a pink elephant.

by ronkon August 26, 2019