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Al Qaeda Pillowcase

The act of terrorizing your sexual partner by farting in a pillowcase and covering their head with it during sex. If done correctly the subject will dry heave, causing them to convulse.
by Just Twan April 26, 2011
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Pillowhammer

Noun. The gentle but devastating blow that hits your central nervous system courtesy of certain opiates. The pillowhammer lays you out and you stay down, because it's pretty relaxing down there.
A: "Hey did you ever notice how ...."

B: "Planning on finishing that sentence?"

A: "...Huh? Oh, sorry, pillowhammer just kicked in."

An description of the pillowhammer, taken from an article by Angie Chuang about propofol use :

"However, taking propofol was one of the most truly pleasant pharmaceutical experiences. Propofol didn’t just make me sleepy; it made me feel as if my soul had been detached from my body and was resting just above it, on a cloud of marshmallow fluff, sweet and achingly tender. It made the time I was under its influence pass in a flicker like the inside of a tunnel viewed from a bullet train, just a glimpse of darkness and lights stretched into long streaks."
by DrMexico September 18, 2009
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pillowtalk

When one is pretending one has a partner (normally fantasisical), in the bed with them and talks to the pillow. It is also used to describe when two people chat pointlessly before/after sex.
Couples:
A: That was great weren't it?
B: Yeah, so what you doing tomorrow?
A: Dunno, you?
B: Same
by Sh|t June 21, 2004
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Pillowtage

Subterfuge specifically relating to the act of swapping pillows with your partner to secure the good one(s). Without the drool stains and loose hairs etc.
I have a sore neck today. My pillows feel...different. I suspect foul play! I suspect.....Pillowtage.
by DrGroove_phd March 2, 2011
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pillowcleavage

the crack that's made between two pillows that are pushed together, usually overly large pillows. It's where your head usually ends up when sleeping due to the overly large nature of the pillows. The crack can also be created from one pillow if its arranged properly.
Damn those hotel pillows were so big that I slept in the pillowcleavage all night!
by galactic asparagus January 4, 2012
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Soft pillowbaby

Someone cute that you just want to cuddle with. You feel like you have to protect them at all costs
" hey, what do you think of Rachel?"
" she's literally a soft pillowbaby!"
by Chanyeol777677 November 19, 2017
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pillowbiter

Derived from a derogatory term for gay men when in the passive position during anal sex.
Now used to describe moments of intense ecstasy where pleasure touches pain.
Man 1:"Wow, that pill I dropped was fucking mental. If I had tits, I would have cum on 'em."

Man2:"Yeah, I know. You should have seen your face, you looked like a right pillowbiter."
by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004
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