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To pull a Pieter-Jan'etje

Verb. 1: To fuck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.

2: An ancient ritual performed by the Maya to not become a werewolf.
1: Do you still have a relationship with your crush Jessica?
2: No, it was full moon tonight. I didn't want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. So I had to pull a Pieter-Jan'etje.
by Eiwit April 13, 2016
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pieter-jan

Pieter-jan is a big manbear. Huge, loads of facial hair and wears clothes that resembles bearskin. He is also a little faggot.
Look at that manly Pieter-jan!
by The Piglet January 16, 2014
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Pieter Fingers

Having shit on your fingers after sticking them in a girl's or guy's ass while having sex with them.
While he was banging the chick, she told him to shove his fingers in her ass. Afterwards, he had Pieter Fingers
by Shagginwaggin November 19, 2013
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pikelet

a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.

also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.
in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"
by daniel martin January 28, 2005
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Pieter

Wow he is real pieter boie
by Pekkerekke February 21, 2018
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Pieter-Jan

A real OG, this person can drink a lot of beer and will always say yes to shots.
This is a Pieter-Jan, he drinks like a beast.
by Sherel December 23, 2020
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Pieter

A guy of the Caucasian race, mostly with upper middle class income.

some are sexy, some are ugly ass-troll like assholes piece of crap that may be mistaken for Bigfoot if found in a dense wooden forest of north American and Canada.
That guy Pieter was shot on the leg, when he was confused for Bigfoot by a hunter.
by fenchtoad June 29, 2010
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