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Piedmont box turtle

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Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers
You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes
by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016
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Baja Piedmont

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The "poor" area of Piedmont, Ca. The place where the yuppies from the hills look down upon when they need to make themselves feel good about it.
Girl #1: I live near Oakland Ave and Grand.
Girl #2: Oh, you poor thing, you live in Baja Piedmont, are you like poor or something?
by M. Ho January 23, 2006
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upper piedmont

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Any part of Piedmont thats above Highland Ave, rich and/or upper class residents live here
Guy 1: yea, i live in upper piedmont
Guy 2: damn, you must be loaded!
by JB3 January 20, 2008
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Piermont

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A little village at the foot of the mountains and on the banks of the Hudson River. Residents that lived there before the paper mill was levelled are called River Rats or Piermonsters. Residents that bought the condos where the paper mill once stood are called Yuppies or Piermonters. Residents that live in Lawrence Park don't count as real residents unless there is a fire call to repond to. True River Rats are all related somewhere in their DNA but usually a flow chart is needed. Most River Rats are known by a nickname which is ever-evolving and changing. True River Rats know what the following are: the pier, ClevePak, donkey baseball, high tracks, parking lot (upper & lower), cowboy fields, platforms, ice hopping, crabbing/fishing (catfish, perch & eels especially), teen center, mine hole, sand pile, silk mill, Empire Hose, Mom's, Renee's, Davie's and the Kracker Box.
"I'm from Piermont.
So is my family.
Oh yeah, who's your dad?
One Eyed Willy.
No shit! He's my dad too!"
by Piermont River Rat October 18, 2008
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Piemont's ridge

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A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.
Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.
by Koooch May 18, 2010
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