Scott started a 10 acre fire. Got busted by cops and made mushroom cloud
I went to the Sonoran Preserve and made a fire.
I went to the Sonoran Preserve and made a fire.
by Johny Hargarty Jones July 20, 2008
Get the Sonoran Preserve mug.preservativo it’s portuguese for the word condom can be also none as camisinha or condone
The preservativo is usually used for protection during sex but can be also used for masturbation if you want to be protected and slippery
But it’s also common used between gay people to provide some lubrification during anal sex.
The preservativo is usually used for protection during sex but can be also used for masturbation if you want to be protected and slippery
But it’s also common used between gay people to provide some lubrification during anal sex.
Mario: Estou com uma tesão da porra vamos transar? / I’m horny AF . Do you wanna F***?
Raquel: Claro mas usa preservativ. / Of course but put a preservativo on.
Raquel: Claro mas usa preservativ. / Of course but put a preservativo on.
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Get the preservativo mug.Used when someone is looking fine as hell, especially when the individual is older, hungover, or working against some sort of odds.
“Bro you’re looking preserved as hell right now.”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”
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Get the Preserved mug.A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.
"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."
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Get the Preserved Causality Theory mug.A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.
"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."
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Get the Preserved Causality Theory mug.A framework emphasizing that causality is preserved across all physical interactions, no matter how extreme. Preservation of Causality suggests that cause and effect are not just regularities but inviolable structures of reality. Even in quantum mechanics, even in general relativity, even in speculative physics—causes precede effects. The theory doesn't explain how; it posits that preservation is fundamental. It's the physicist's article of faith: causality holds, always and everywhere.
Preservation of Causality Theory "Quantum mechanics seems random—effects without apparent causes. Preservation of Causality says: the causes are just hidden, not absent. Randomness is ignorance, not violation. Causality always wins. The theory is a bet: keep looking for causes, and you'll find them. Causality preserved, always."
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christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "
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