philliestine

Etymology: AmE Philly ("Philadelphia") + BrE Philistine ("uncultured swine").

A visitor to Philadelphia who utterly overlooks amazing historical or cultural landmarks while actively seeking out stupid ephemera and tourist traps.

Edgar: "Hey, look at the crowd lined up for photographs with that shoddy Rocky statue."
Walt: "You suppose any of them knows that there's a world-class museum at the top of those steps?"
Edgar: "...Fucking philliestines."

by Prince_Tonne December 31, 2011

Phillies Game

A generic name use when you are too embarrassed to say what you are really doing in Philadelphia. It doesn't matter if the Phillies are actually playing that day, or if it is even baseball season.

Jock co-worker: Yo, what are you doing this weekend?

Ashamed co-worker: I'm going to a comic convention...err, I mean Phillies game.

by Titmas February 11, 2009

Philidelphia Side Car

When a man loves a woman....or a man....
It is when there is an ostomy (hole or outing where your colon or small intestines will come out, usually seen with a bag in place because they drain the shit) placed and another man uses this ostomy hole as a place where he may have sex. Almost like anal sex, but not quite much pleasure for the receiver...

He was so horned up he had to use the Philidelphia Side Car to get off.

by Aug2013 September 3, 2010

how bout them Phillies?

A phrase used in order to break an awkward silence, which is usually succeeded because it makes the other person crack up/laugh awkwardly.

Used more frequently ever since the Phillies won the 2008 World Series.

"Uh..."
"Yeah..."
"So... how bout them Phillies?!"
"HA!"

by Shuli June 12, 2009

philled

The act of killing a conversation when your name is Phil

Phil, you just philled it!

by Jay June 2, 2004

Philidelphia Pinecone

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

by Tom Progression October 3, 2008

Philineness

1. So cool that it is blinding.
2. The act of carrying a satchel.
3. Something totally freaking awesome.

"Ow, her Philineness is blinding! I can't see!"

"Did you see her satchel?"
"Yeah, complete, utter Philineness."

"Do you like soccer?"
"Of course! It is total Philineness."

by DictionaryDog April 18, 2010