Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

pendulous labia

A condition where the labia minora extend far enough past the labia majora to be able to swing back and fourth with a pendulum like effect.

Look at the Piss flaps on that girl, she has a serious case of pendulous labia!

by Tiler leetch July 10, 2017

Pendulum Hub

The best hub ever.

I love using Pendulum Hub! Its such a great hub!

by Gaytek December 18, 2022

Penetration Pendulum

Entering a man from behind while he is already balls deep in another man, then proceeding to thrust. Thus creating a testicular penetration pendulum.

I love orgies, but the real highlight is kyles balls hitting mine during the penetration pendulum.

by TotalistOfTitans May 12, 2021

Swing Dance Pendulum

A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!

Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.

by OminousT July 31, 2012

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

pendulum

A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.

Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.

by Shannon A. February 28, 2008