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Pez Dispensing

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
"Hey I got a picture of Tina Pez Dispensing yesterday. It was insane"
by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014
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Pez Out

verb: to pez out - To leave suddenly and unexpectedly without notice, almost always after the consumption of tasty (alcoholic) beverages.
So when we go out tonight you can't pez out! We were all at the bar and then she just pezzed out all of a sudden.
by Bear129 March 25, 2010
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Pez Teeth

To have a layer of gritty fur left on your teeth after gorging on sugary candy (Pez pellets especially).
"Dude. I ate 4 packets of Pez this morning - now I got the Pez teeth real bad. I need a toothbrush pronto."
by RyanJL October 24, 2008
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$40 Pez

That kid wears make up and pops $40 pez at raves.
by T-Curr April 8, 2006
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give the pez

Salutation involving a reverse head nod where the chin makes a quick up and out motion, similar to the movement of the head on a pez dispenser. Especially helpful when wanting to say hello, but not wanting to engage in idle conversation.
"Hey, I saw whats-his-name from accounting the other day while I was at lunch."

"Did you say hi?"

"No didn't have time, but I did give the pez so he'd know I saw him."
by Henry Joe March 27, 2007
mugGet the give the pezmug.

Pez That Head

The act of snapping your head back to take a shot in its entirety or any other alcoholic beverage.
Girl: You best Pez that Head.
Guy: *Gulps down the shot*
by Acid-Queen March 26, 2012
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pez dispenser

similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.
Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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