Get the Penaldo mug.Known as Camelnaldo, Cashinaldo, Or underwear employee who claims to be the best footballer. His only real skills are Tap ins and Penalty, the rest are wannabe scissor feints aka penaldo stepovers and useless chop. His achievement are Dubai d'or, instagram award, bayern robbed ucls, and best diver of the year. He's known of crying in the pitch, ghosting in penalty box thinking he is a fox in the box player, hunting birds at free kick, the second best diver behind Neymar, and so on. He's a statpadder for scoring Norwich, Ahmad FC, Crotone in his club profile while in national profile, he loves to score lithuania, faroe islands or Andorra, scaring these locals to fear and trauma.
His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished
Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers
His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished
Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers
Person 1 "obviously he's finished"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"
by RiddlemanOfEpic February 16, 2023
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a terrible footballer who plays for portugal and loves scoring penalties. plays for camel al nassr league.
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Get the penaldo mug.Maulana Penaldo is a footballer who converted from Christianity to Islam as a money whore, he does namaz 5 times a day and can be seen doing that on the streets of Riyadh on television every Thursday. He is the biggest bottler in World Cup history and is known as a Camel on football fraternity.
Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”
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by MN27 February 16, 2023
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